I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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