hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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