hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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