carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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