I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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