His pubic hair was longer than his dick
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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