wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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