You're so nebulous sometimes
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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