i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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