We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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