she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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