I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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