you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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