I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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