And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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