i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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