how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Sorry my hands just texted you
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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