Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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