shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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