You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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