My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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