id be glad to
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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