Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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