in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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