forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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