She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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