Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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