YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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