"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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