how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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