Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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