me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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