dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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