playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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