pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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