it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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