so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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