i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Come see our sink grown plant.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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