You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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