I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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