I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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