Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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