Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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