dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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