I don't remember. Are we still dating?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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