Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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