im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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