Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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