what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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