It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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